Category: English SMS & Texts
Men Are Like
Men are like fine wine:
They all start out as grapes, and it is your job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d want to have with dinner.
Men are like computers:
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like coolers:
Load them with beer, and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like coffee:
The best ones are rich, warm, and keep you up all night long.
Men are like horoscopes:
They always tell you what to do, and they are always wrong.
Men are like plungers:
They spend most of their time in the hardware store or the bathroom.
Men are like parking spots:
The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
Men are like ..Laxatives …..
They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like Weather .
Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like …Commercials …..
You can’t believe a word they say.
Men are like ……Government Bonds ….
They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like ….Mascara ..
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like….. Commercials.
You can’t believe a word they say.
Men are like….. Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.
Men are like….. Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like….. Bank Accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don’t generate interest.
Men are like….. Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY.
Men are like….. Snowstorms.
You never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long he will last.
Men are like….. Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
Men are like….. Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like….. Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Men are like….. High heels.
They’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like….. Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like….. Blenders.
You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Men are like….. Cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Men are like….. Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like….. Curling irons.
They’re always hot, and they’re always in your hair.
Men are like….. Lawn Mowers.
If you’re not pushing one around, then you’re riding it.
Men are like….. Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like….. Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like….. Mini skirts.
If you’re not careful, they’ll creep up your legs.
Men are like….. Noodles.
They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
Men are like….. Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
Men are like….. Placemats.
They only show up when there’s food on the table.
I miss you with every beat of my heart
Today I m feeling so low as you are not with me,
I miss u every moment wherever I may be.
My mind sets no where and just thinks about you,
I wanna talk a lot with you but our talks are due.
My lips are trembling and c
My heart is still tortured…
With out a thought to spare,
My life seems incomplete,
since you left me in despair.
I’m tangled up in you,
With the thoughts of our past,
I try not to reminisce
but my mind moves to fast.
In my dreams I am lost in your eyes.
I’m swallowed by your smile.
I’m tortured by your lies.
Miss U SMS
Every tear is a sign of brokenness, every silence is a sign of loneliness, every smile is a sign of kindness, every sms is a sign of remembrance.
Lessons of life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn 2 share, learn 2 trust, n learn 2 love & learn 2 say: you Miss me!
My eyes are hurting becoz I can’t see u, my arms r empty becoz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold becoz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.
A simple Bye make us cry, A simple Joke make us laugh, I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I Miss U
In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong,
2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn’t learn how 2 forget U…
The Word ‘Hello’ means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
O=Obviously, I miss you!
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & Miss U
Wen a girl is quiet, millions of things r runnin in her mind.
Wen a girl is not arguing, she is thinkin deeply.
Wen a girl looks at u wid eyes full of ques, she is wonderin how long u will b around.
Wen a girl answers ‘ i m fine’ after few sec, she is not at all fine.
Wen a girl stares at u, She is wonderin y r u lying.
Wen a girl says I LOVE U, she means it.
Wen a girl says ‘I MISS U’, no 1 in tis world can miss u more than her..
This is me.. A GIRL saying. . .I MISS YOU.
Do U know the worst thing of life,
"Somebody have tears in eyes BECAUSE OF YOU":-(
and the best thing is,
"Somebody have tears in eyes FOR YOU
Love Quotes& Saying
I feel something in my heart, it’s like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!
Love is being stupid together.
Love is not just looking at each other, it’s looking in the same direction.
Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
No one is too young for love, because love doesn’t come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.
Love conquers all. – Virgil.
It’s hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don’t ever let go.
Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.
All we need is love.
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. – Einstien.
Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and VERY important.
Love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight, it’ll crush, hold it too loose, it’ll fly
Love Is When You Don’t Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.
Love doesn’t make the world go ’round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Love is a gift of one’s inner most sou
Some Selected SMS's
Dono Baithe Thhe Jaise Bejan Tasvir,
Nikle Jo Lafj, Badal Hi Gayi Taqdir,
Koshishe Hain Mitane Kee In Haatho Ki Lakir,
Tere Bandhan Mein Bandhe Hain, Jaise Koi Janjeer.
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Dil Todne Walon Ko Saza Kyu Nahi
Har Kisi Ko Pyar Ki Dua Kyu Nahi
Log Kehte Hain Ishq To Ek Bimari Hai
Phir Medical Mein Uski Dawa Kyu Nahi
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Someday When The Pages Of My Life End,
I Know That You Will Be First Of Its,
Most Beautiful Chapters And If Ever I,
Get To Read It Again Ill Open It From,
The Page Where I First Met You!!
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Hum Unse Pyar Karte Hain,
Wo Humse Pyar Karte Hain.
Na Wo Humse Baat Karte,
Na Hum Unse Baat Karte Hain.
Bas Ek Dusre Ko Dekh Kar,
Time Pass Kiya Karte Hain.
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Jaan Hai Mujhko Zindagi Se Pyaari,
Jaan Ke Liye Kar Doon Kurban Yaari,
Jaan Ke Liye Todd Doon Dosti Tumhaari,
Ab Tumse Kya Chhupaana,
Tum Hi Toh Ho Jaan Hamaari.
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Sahil Per Khare Khare Humne Shaam Kardi,
Apna Dil Or Duniya Aap K Naam Kar Di,
Ye Bhi Na Socha Kaise Guzregi Zindagi,
Bina Soche Samjhe Her Khushi Aap K Nam Kar Di.
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Jis Ghari Teriyadon Ka Sama Hota Ha,
Phir Humein Aram Kahan Hota Hay,
Hosla Mujh Mein Nahi Tujhko Bula Deny Ka,
Kaam Sadiyon Ka Hai, Lamhon Main Kahan Hota Hai