Funny SMS
1) Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?Srdr:Film me bahut mushkilo k bad
shadi hoti hai. Asli life me shadi k bad bahut mushkil hoti hai.
2) It was Santa’s weding aniversary.Preeto :Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to
celebrate? Santa:y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made
3) Fizao me tum ho Hawao me tum ho Baharo me tum ho Dhoop me tum ho chhaon me
tum ho.Sach hi suna tha.buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota…
4) U’r very special for me. I’m very concerned about u’r safety. But I can’t be
with u always. So please, Take Care of yourself when u jump from 1 tree 2 another!
5) Definition of a Nurse
” a young and beautiful woman who fingers you in all places n holds
your hand and then expects your pulse to be normal…!”
6)
To,
The A.C.P,
Police station
Respected Sir,
As my friend forgot to SMS me,I kindly request u to take action against him & encounter His USELESS mobile !
7) Jab hum roya karenge teri yaden dhoya karenge,Jab hum pia karenge tujhe yaad
kia karenge,Agar hum mar bhi gaye to kya hoga,YAMRAJ ke mobile se SMS kia karenge
Bhagwan ke bina mandir adhoora hai, dosti ke bina jeevan adhoora hai,patni ke
bina ghar adhoora hai,AUR AAPKE BINA CIRCUS ADHOORA HAI.
9) Yeh kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho,
Aankhen band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho,
Na jane kyon aisa lagta hai jaise saamne khade ho aur POONCHH HILAA rahe ho…!!!
10)
Aankho me “SHARAFAT”
Chaal me “NAJAKAT”
Dil me “SACHCHAI” aur
Chehre me “SAFAI”
phir kyon na bole her LADKI apko “BHAI”.
20 Years Back & Today – Has Anything Changed in Our Life
Have a look at what’s have changed in 20 years- or you can say in 15 years!!
20 years back – School bag.
Today – Office bag.
20 years back – A notebook
Today – HP Note book
20 years back – Hero Ranger
Today = Hero Honda
20 years back – Half Pants
Today – Full Pants Read More
18 Similarities Between Women and Computers
Before you read any further, please note that this is not a piece out to damage or cut down the important role of women in our society. Read below only as humor and nothing more. These are intended solely for a good laugh.
Women are unique in many ways (and by this I mean different than men) and its this specific uniqueness or certain traits that I refer to when likening a woman to a personal computer. Do not get offended; it is intended to create a smile.
1) A woman is like a computer in that she costs more than you thought it would.
2) A woman resembles a personal computer in that she will not do exactly what you thought it will.
3) After a while, you simply cannot do without both: your computers and your woman. Read More
Holi hai – Happy Holi sms’s
If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.
Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.
Tumhari holi ho number one, aur tum karo whole lotta fun! wishing you a happy & colour full holi. Happy Holi
May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi.
Valentine day Sms’s and Valentine day Texts
The most important things are the hardest to say,
because words diminish them. Forever yours…your Valentine.
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No poems no fancy words I just want the world
to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentines Day.
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My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart.
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Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling. If we could decide who to love,
then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
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24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.
Have a lovely day n life!** Read More
