Category: College Life Masti
New Shayaris Sms Collection
Teri nazar ko fursat na mili sachai ki,
Warna mera marz itna la ilaj na tha,
Hmne waha b mohabat ki,
Jis shehar may mohabat ka riwaj na tha!
Kisi se bewafai itni bhi na karo ki unhe pyar par naaz karne ka mauqa bhi na mile,
Kisi ka dil itna bhi na todo ki fariyaad karne ka ek tukda bhi na mile.
Unhe Sak He Ki Hum Unpar Marte He
Hme Sak He Ki Wo Hum Pr Marte He
Din Raat Gujarte Ja Rahe He U Hi
When Hindi Prof. speaks English!!
inside the Class
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves – take the bigger half.
* Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal just passed away in the corridor
* You, meet me behind the class ( meaning AFTER the class) when I am empty
(meaning when he is FREE).
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today…
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver…..
* Take 5 cm wire of any length….
About his family
* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls…(?)
At the ground
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.
To a boy, angrily
* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
Giving a punishment
* You, rotate the ground four times…
* You, go and under-stand the tree…
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late – say YES or NO ….(?)
Sir at his best
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theater, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school… (to that boy) – “Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theaterâ€
* To a beautiful girl who is trying to make excuses for coming in late
†What is this ? Yesterday you were lying with the principal and today you are trying to lie with meâ€
* To a boy telling him to summon a girl “Hey boy, Call girl !â€
* Telling a student to put a picture on the wall before an exhibition “Boy, hang that picture on the wall or I will hang MYSELF â€
* Student : †Sir, would you mind if I sit in the back of the class. â€
Prof. Bihari : †No, No! … I have no mind . “
Funny and Love Shayris
This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here… It’s me who live for you.
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Leave it once it’ll will be left forever,
Get it once it’ll be yours forever,
It’s nothing but LOVE,
LOVE only once and you’ll be loved forever.
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If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me,
If 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
If no 1 cares 4 u that means i
Love is like
Love is like pi — natural, irrational,
And very important….
(Lisa Hoffman.)
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People love others not for who they are,
But for how they make them feel….
(Irwin Federman.)
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Love makes the wildest spirit tame,
And the tamest spirit wild….
(Alexis Delp.)
woh chatinng ki yade
Yahoo Ki Wo Mulakatein
Wo Pyar Bhari Batein
Wo Loging Hony Ka Intzaar
Wo Intzaar Ki Saaetein
Kaho Kya Bhool Jao Ge?
Wo Farzi Naam Ka Btana Wo Pyar Bhari Tehreerien Wo Typing Se Unglion Mein Dard Hona Wo Jaagna Roz Raton Mein Wo Yahoo Pe Doosron Ko Ignore Karna Tumhary Login Hotay Hi Bewaja Ki Batoon Per Takraar Karna Wo Doston Se Tumhara Id Chupana Yahoo K Aanchal Per Likhi Hoyi Kahani
Haha Likh Ker Jhoota Qehqaha Lagana
Wo Asl Poochny Par
Apni Umar Ko Aor Kam Btana
Kaho Kya Bhool Jao Ge?
Wo Yahoo Ki Emotion Tasweerein
Wo Nick Mein Haal-E-Dil Likhna
Wo Net Ko Fast Karny Ki Tadbeerien
Kaho Kya Bhool Jao Ge?
Kisi Baat Per Gusay Se Chehry Ka Zard Hona
Lafz Sorry Ka Screen Par Atay Hi
Lehjay Ka Phir Se Sard Hona
Kaho Kya Bhool Jao Ge?
Wo Chalakna Pyar Baton Mein
Wo Type Karty Karty
Lena Mouse Hathon Mein
Kaho Kya Bhool Jao Ge?
Har Jumley Par Bohat Ghor Karna
Wo Dil Per Hath Rakh Kar Bye Kehna
Aor Zara Der Aor Rukny Per Zor Karna
Kaho Kya Bhool Jao Ge?
Dostoon Ka Wo Jhumgutha Lag Jana
Tum Se Bat Karny Ki Khatir
Sir Dard Ka Wo Jhoota Bahana
Kaho Kya Bhool Jao Ge?
Baar Baar Net Meeting Per Israar Karna
Wo Roman Urdu Mein Ki Gayi Batein
Pyar Ka Dabay Lafzon Mein Izhar Karna
Kaho Kya Bhool Jao Ge?
Kabhi Font Badalna Kabhi Gungunanaa
Der Se Jawab Anay Per
Busy Hony Ka Ilzam Lagana
Per Lagta Hai Tum Bhool Gaye��
Per Mujh Ko Yad Hai Har Ik Lafz Zubani
Khudara Na Tum Aisa Sitam Karo
College Life Fun
I hope i’ll not make u cry …..
read and enjoy….thats what is called as college life…
1. On being Late:
“Kab shuru hui class?”
“Attendance ho gayi kya??”
“Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”
“Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu……… bolna ……. kal kya
padaya tha isne”
“Ek page de na………. abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse
likhunga…….”
” koi subah kaise aa sakta hai……..”
“wo bhi iss class ke liye ”
2. During the lecture:
“Yesss!!!! Sirrr…….The answer is
……..huuuummmmm……..aaaaaaaa………….”
“No sir…..I know the answer …….sir….”
“Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai”
“Abe lecture ko maar goli….. Kareena kya lag rahi hai aaj……..”
“Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh”
“Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha kya…….gadha…….”
“Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain ..”
“Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!”
3. Lab:
“Expt. 2 likha??”
“last time tu aaya the kya?”"
“Karna kya hai??”
“Yeh bhai…..merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aata……..”
“Areee tu to bura maan gaya …….chal dikha na…..bhau kyo kata
hai….”
4. Sessionals Test:
“sessionals test???? ……Aree yaar…… ”
“Kya…….. abe unit test mein itna sara topic hai to final mein kya
hoga….”
“Oye Sushil kaha hai……uska roll number mere baad hai…….wo nahi
aaya to mein pakka fail….”
After test……
“yaar pada tha….recall nahi kar paya…….chhod na ……. Canteen
chalega…” SAHI !!
5. For attendance
“I was in the class, attendence bolna bhool gaya ”
“Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega……..”
“Bola tha proxy regularly maar…….. Saale tera class karne ka kya
faida hua…..”
6. Late submission of assignments:
” Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein
submit kar dena”
“Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya……..”
“They should allow XEROX………sala system hi kharab hai ”
7 . After exam:
“Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya? Shitt…”
“kya bol raha hai yaar..aise karna tha kya”
“1st mein 3 marks…..2nd mein 0…….3rd mein 2…….
Gaya ……….fail pakka…….”
“Yaar notice lagte hi hata dena……..wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh
kar……”
8 . VIVA (b4 exam):
“Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga”
“Aeee…….Akash…..terese kya kya poocha….mood kaisa hai..”
“External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya…….”
“Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak
preparation nahi hui hai”
9 . Submission:
“Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?”
“kaat kaat ke likh le…kaon padhta hai”
“Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?”
“Jai ho computer baba ki……jai ho Ctrl C – Ctrl V ki…….”
“Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?”
10 .Copying Assignments:
“Ye tune kya likha hai????”
(The best one)
“Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha
hai uska drawing nikal”
“Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??”
” Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar.”
“Koi hint……..”
“Are baba ghaseet de……..na tu samjega na wo……..”
11. Exam:
“Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai
woh NAHI aata hai” ..VERY VERY TRUE !!
“ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai yaar….to ab kya poochenge”
“ye last time hi poochha thaa……is baar nahi aana chahiye”
“tere paas is ke notes hai??”
“Neend aa rahi mujhe to…thodi der so jata hoo..utha diyo pakka”
“woh chapter… mark weightage 6 marks… (facial ex-pressions speaks
the story)”
“nahi samjha to rat le” – PERFECT ONE
“Iss paper mein roll number ke kya order hai……..”
“Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya……….”
I AGREE !! !!