College Life Masti

Teri nazar ko fursat na mili sachai ki,

Warna mera marz itna la ilaj na tha,

Hmne waha b mohabat ki,

Jis shehar may mohabat ka riwaj na tha!

Kisi se bewafai itni bhi na karo ki unhe pyar par naaz karne ka mauqa bhi na mile,

Kisi ka dil itna bhi na todo ki fariyaad karne ka ek tukda bhi na mile.

Unhe Sak He Ki Hum Unpar Marte He

Hme Sak He Ki Wo Hum Pr Marte He

Din Raat Gujarte Ja Rahe He U Hi Continued

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inside the Class

* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves – take the bigger half.
* Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal just passed away in the corridor
* You, meet me behind the class ( meaning AFTER the class) when I am empty
(meaning when he is FREE).
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today…
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver…..
* Take 5 cm wire of any length….

About his family

* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls…(?)

At the ground

* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.

To a boy, angrily

* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

Giving a punishment

* You, rotate the ground four times…
* You, go and under-stand the tree…
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late – say YES or NO ….(?)

Sir at his best

Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theater, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school… (to that boy) – “Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theater”

* To a beautiful girl who is trying to make excuses for coming in late
” What is this ? Yesterday you were lying with the principal and today you are trying to lie with me”

* To a boy telling him to summon a girl “Hey boy, Call girl !”

* Telling a student to put a picture on the wall before an exhibition “Boy, hang that picture on the wall or I will hang MYSELF ”

* Student : ” Sir, would you mind if I sit in the back of the class. ”
Prof. Bihari : ” No, No! … I have no mind . “

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This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here… It’s me who live for you.
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Leave it once it’ll will be left forever,
Get it once it’ll be yours forever,

It’s nothing but LOVE,
LOVE only once and you’ll be loved forever.
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If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me,
If 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
If no 1 cares 4 u that means i Continued

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Love is like pi — natural, irrational,
And very important….
(Lisa Hoffman.)

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People love others not for who they are,
But for how they make them feel….
(Irwin Federman.)

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Love makes the wildest spirit tame,
And the tamest spirit wild….
(Alexis Delp.)
Continued

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Khalid

Women are like….

…..The stock market,

They are irrational and can bankrupt you if you are not carefull.

…..Computers

They take too long to warm up and a better modle always  comes

along once you’ve already got one.

…..Parking meters

If you dont feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

…..Fax machines

Useful for one very specific pupose but otherwise just high-maintenance

paperweights.

…..Refrigertors

They are always cold and never seem to have a drink when you need one.

…..Blue jeans

They look good for a while  but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

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