By Mehul on Oct 1, 2009 in College Life Masti, English SMS & Texts, Friendship SMS Shayari, Funny SMS Shayri, Hindi SMS & Shayri, SMS Shayari, SMS jokes, Short SMS, dard shayari, love sms, love-shayari | comments(41)
Teri nazar ko fursat na mili sachai ki,
Warna mera marz itna la ilaj na tha,
Hmne waha b mohabat ki,
Jis shehar may mohabat ka riwaj na tha!
Kisi se bewafai itni bhi na karo ki unhe pyar par naaz karne ka mauqa bhi na mile,
Kisi ka dil itna bhi na todo ki fariyaad karne ka ek tukda bhi na mile.
Unhe Sak He Ki Hum Unpar Marte He
Hme Sak He Ki Wo Hum Pr Marte He
Din Raat Gujarte Ja Rahe He U Hi Continued
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By Mehul on Aug 12, 2009 in Angry SMS, College Life Masti, Funny SMS Shayri, My Thoughts | comments(1)
inside the Class
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves – take the bigger half.
* Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal just passed away in the corridor
* You, meet me behind the class ( meaning AFTER the class) when I am empty
(meaning when he is FREE).
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today…
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver…..
* Take 5 cm wire of any length….
About his family
* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls…(?)
At the ground
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.
To a boy, angrily
* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
Giving a punishment
* You, rotate the ground four times…
* You, go and under-stand the tree…
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late – say YES or NO ….(?)
Sir at his best
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theater, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school… (to that boy) – “Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theaterâ€
* To a beautiful girl who is trying to make excuses for coming in late
†What is this ? Yesterday you were lying with the principal and today you are trying to lie with meâ€
* To a boy telling him to summon a girl “Hey boy, Call girl !â€
* Telling a student to put a picture on the wall before an exhibition “Boy, hang that picture on the wall or I will hang MYSELF â€
* Student : †Sir, would you mind if I sit in the back of the class. â€
Prof. Bihari : †No, No! … I have no mind . “
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By Mehul on Aug 10, 2009 in College Life Masti, English SMS & Texts, Friendship SMS Shayari, Hindi SMS & Shayri, Hindi Shayari, Romantic SMS, SMS jokes, Short SMS, dard shayari, love sms, oneliners | comments(12)
This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here… It’s me who live for you.
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Leave it once it’ll will be left forever,
Get it once it’ll be yours forever,
It’s nothing but LOVE,
LOVE only once and you’ll be loved forever.
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If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me,
If 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
If no 1 cares 4 u that means i Continued
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By Mehul on Aug 10, 2009 in College Life Masti, English SMS & Texts, Friendship SMS Shayari, Hindi SMS & Shayri, Hindi Shayari, Romantic SMS, SMS Shayari, SMS jokes, Short SMS, love sms, oneliners | comments(2)
Love is like pi — natural, irrational,
And very important….
(Lisa Hoffman.)
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People love others not for who they are,
But for how they make them feel….
(Irwin Federman.)
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Love makes the wildest spirit tame,
And the tamest spirit wild….
(Alexis Delp.)
Continued
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By khalid on Jul 28, 2009 in Angry SMS, College Life Masti, English SMS & Texts, My Thoughts, Quotes & Sayings, SMS jokes, Short SMS | comments(12)
Khalid
Women are like….
…..The stock market,
They are irrational and can bankrupt you if you are not carefull.
…..Computers
They take too long to warm up and a better modle always comes
along once you’ve already got one.
…..Parking meters
If you dont feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.
…..Fax machines
Useful for one very specific pupose but otherwise just high-maintenance
paperweights.
…..Refrigertors
They are always cold and never seem to have a drink when you need one.
…..Blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
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khalid.m@hotmail.co.uk
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