Tere SMS Ka Kasur Nahi
Tera Sms Jb Jb Aata H
Ang Ang Machal Jata H
Ang Ang Me GUDGUDI Hoti H
Ohhh..Oy.
Tere SMS Ka Kasur Nahi
Mobile Hi Vibration Me Hota H
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Ye dil bahut udas he,
koi apna nai paas he,
har waqt boring sa ahsaas he,
jara apni girlfrnd ka number dena,
suna he maal bahut JHAKKAAS he.
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Phir Wahi Din Hoga
Phir Wahi Raat Hogi
Lakin ab Na Jane Phir Kab Mulakat Hogi
Magar Karte Rehna SMS Tabhi toh Dilse Dil Ki baat Hogi
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Killer shayari!!
Tumhari adaon pe main wari wari…
20 Years Back & Today – Has Anything Changed in Our Life
Have a look at what’s have changed in 20 years- or you can say in 15 years!!
20 years back – School bag.
Today – Office bag.
20 years back – A notebook
Today – HP Note book
20 years back – Hero Ranger
Today = Hero Honda
20 years back – Half Pants
Today – Full Pants Read More
Exam Fever shayari
Koi umeed bar nahi atti
nakal ki sorat nazar nahi ati
staff room mai to khob ronak hai
par teacher class mai nahi ati
pahlay ati thee theek thak english
B.Com karnay kay baad zara nahi ati
jantay hain parhai hai zawar
par tabyat udhar nahi ati
parhnay batho to neend ati hai
cable lagao to nahi ati
canteen hi hai duniya apni
wahan bell ki awaz nahi ati
teacher mujh ko kahtay hain
tum ko fail hottay sharam nahi ati…
New Shayaris Sms Collection
Teri nazar ko fursat na mili sachai ki,
Warna mera marz itna la ilaj na tha,
Hmne waha b mohabat ki,
Jis shehar may mohabat ka riwaj na tha!
Kisi se bewafai itni bhi na karo ki unhe pyar par naaz karne ka mauqa bhi na mile,
Kisi ka dil itna bhi na todo ki fariyaad karne ka ek tukda bhi na mile.
Unhe Sak He Ki Hum Unpar Marte He
Hme Sak He Ki Wo Hum Pr Marte He
Din Raat Gujarte Ja Rahe He U Hi Read More
When Hindi Prof. speaks English!!
inside the Class
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves – take the bigger half.
* Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal just passed away in the corridor
* You, meet me behind the class ( meaning AFTER the class) when I am empty
(meaning when he is FREE).
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today…
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver…..
* Take 5 cm wire of any length….
About his family
* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls…(?)
At the ground
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.
To a boy, angrily
* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
Giving a punishment
* You, rotate the ground four times…
* You, go and under-stand the tree…
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late – say YES or NO ….(?)
Sir at his best
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theater, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school… (to that boy) – “Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theaterâ€
* To a beautiful girl who is trying to make excuses for coming in late
†What is this ? Yesterday you were lying with the principal and today you are trying to lie with meâ€
* To a boy telling him to summon a girl “Hey boy, Call girl !â€
* Telling a student to put a picture on the wall before an exhibition “Boy, hang that picture on the wall or I will hang MYSELF â€
* Student : †Sir, would you mind if I sit in the back of the class. â€
Prof. Bihari : †No, No! … I have no mind . “
