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Khalid

Aik raat hui barsaat bahaut,

Main roya saari raat bahaut.

Her gham tha zamaane ka lekin,

Main tanha tha us raat bahaut.

Phir aankh se aik saawan barsa,

Jab sehar hui to khyal aaya,

Woh baadal kitna tanha tha,

Jo barsa saari raat bahaut.(mkm)

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khalid.m@hotmail.co.uk

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Dilon ko khareedne wale hazaar mil jayenge, tumko daga dene wale bar-bar mil jayenge. Milega na tumko hum jaisa koi, milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayenge.
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Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.
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Whenever I look at my palm, I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines made me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U.
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Friendship is vast like Universe, deep like Ocean, high like Sky, strong like Iron, kind like Mother, cute like Me, and sweet like U!
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A friend is like gas blown from the ass, which creates noise n nuisance to others but gives me a great comfort. Thanks for being gas of my ass.
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<)”..(>
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ask piggy if ur a
gud friend
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<)’..’(>piggy sez
( (..),)NO . . . coz
ur da best! XXX
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1 Advice- Don’t change, 1 request- take care, 1 wish- Don’t forget me, 1 Lie- I hate U, 1 truth- I Miss U, 1 hope- We’ll always be Gud Friends.
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True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don’t believe that this condition is permanent.
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True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don’t believe that this condition is permanent.
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True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don’t believe that this condition is permanent.
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Ice is a cream, luv is a dream but r friendship is evergreen. Don’t make friends bfore understanding & don’t break a friendship after misunderstanding.
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I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.
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I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.
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Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.
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Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.
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Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,
Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,
Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,
Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR…
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Ek achha dost agar 100 baar roothe to use 100 baar manao, kyunki keemti motiyon ki maala jitni baar hbi toote use pirona hi padta hai…
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Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge, kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge. Aitbaar zara soch kar karna, mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah HUM milenge.
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Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna, Kisi ke dil ko jo lag jaye vo baat na kehna, Milte hain hamare jaise dost bahut kam, Isline humse ‘Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna’
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Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe dosti ki hukamat hai aap k pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna khuda ko bhi hamari zarorat hai..
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Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay!
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay,
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?

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Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur
Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?

Girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum
Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara Mobile
Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota…

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JATT: Tumhe rajput kyon kehte hain?
RAJPUT: Hum apni baat pe jaan de dete hain,
aur tumhe ‘JATT’ kyon kehte hai?
JATT: Hum bina BAAT PE JAAN LE LETE HAIN.

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Pathan Received A Message From His Girl Friend,

“I MISS YOU”

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Soch Soch Kar Pathan Ne Reply Kiya,

“I MR. YOU”

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1 ladki valentines day pe dukan-dar se
Esa card he jis me likha ho k me tumse pyar karti hun?

Dukandar:Haan he

Ladki: 2 darjan pack kar do.

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Customer: ye cow kitney ki he?
Cow saler: 30,000 ki or 2 saal mai 1 bacha deti he.
Customer: or ye cow kitne ki he?
Cow saler: 10,000 ki or ye 2 saal mai 5 bachey deti he.
Customer: ye cow itni sasti kion he jabke ye tou saal mai 5 bachey deti he?
Cow saler: sahab CHARACTER bhi koi cheez hoti he.

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Height Of Hazir Jawabi !

Ek Larka Gadhay Ke Samne Gir Gaya..

Ek Khubsurat Larki Ne Dekha Aur Boli :

Apne Bare Bhai Ke Paon Chu Rahe Ho..??

Larka: Jee Bhabhi.. : )

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Sardar ki wife in romantic mood

Sardar ki wife romantic mood main pooray bed pr bazu phaila kr lait k boli

“kuch samjhe”?

Sardar: Haan, kameeni.

Tu purey bed pr akeli sona chahti ha….

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Sardar petrol pump gya, wahan usne aik board pe likha dekha
‘Dont Use mobile here’
Sardar G ny mobile nikala or har dost phone kar k kaha
‘Dont Call Me Now!

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Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
“ap ko charti nahi hay?”
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko

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News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)

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Aik pathan ki shadi hoi usne dulhan ka ghoongat uthaya aur pyar se bola
“o khocha tum itna khobsorat hai to tmhara bhai kitna khubsorat hogi:-)“

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Ik mandir ki deewar pay likha tha: agar app gunha kar k
thak chuky hain tu ander aiay.
Neechy lipistick say likha hoa tha
Agar nahi thaky tu samny waly ghar main ajiay

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Sardar key promotion ho gayi exective se manager wo ghar gaya
b.v ko new style main bataya ‘tu aj raat manager naal soye gi’
b.v behosh

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Pathan Picnic Par Gaya

Pathan Tharmos Le Ke Picnic Par Gaya..

Pathan: Iss Main Thandi Cheez Thandi,

Aur Garam Cheez Garam Rehti Hai..

Dost: Tum Iss Main Kya Laye Ho..??

Pathan: 4 Qulfi Aur 2 Cup Chaye..

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Cow Par Betha 1 Pathan

Cow Par Bethay 1 Pathan Ko,

Traffic Police Ne Rok Kar Kaha:

Aap Ka Helmet Nahi Hai..??

Chalan Hoga.. !!

Pathan: Dheyan Se Dekh Nechay

Andhay Four Wheeler Hai..

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Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA

Se Phone Par Baat Ki..

Banta: That’s Great Yaar..

Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??

Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..

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Wrong Number..

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Pathan Captured a girl,

Gave her a dice n said:

If u get 1,2,3,4 or 5 i’ll kiss U.

girl: ager 6 aya tuo?

Pathan: Ludo nahi khela kia? dubara bari aayege

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Women’s Day Par 1 Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha:

“Aap Ko Pata Hai Aaj Women’s Day Hai..??”

Pathan Ne Ghabra Kay Kaha:

“Kamal Hai, Jab Hum Ghar Se Nikla Tha,

Tab Tou Tuesday Tha..”

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Cheif justice: You are crossing limits.

Musharraf: Kon Sala kehta hay.

CJ : how dare you call me sala.

Musharraf : oh no no. I said kon ’sa law’ kehta hai !!!

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hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??
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kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai

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Mad Cow Disease

There are two cows in the field
1st cow: are you afraid of mad cow disease??

2nd cow: naaaa! it can’t affect me because ‘i am a rabbit’

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A memon on his death time ..
My wife Where r u ?
Wife : yes i m here
Memon :My sons , My daughters r u all here ?
Yes Papa …

To phir yeH barabar waly room ka pankha kiun chal rha hy …

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Sardar 1st Time JAHAZ Main Betha..

Jahaz Runway Par Chal Raha Tha..

Sardar Ne Pilot Ko Thap’par Mara Aur Bola:

Mujhe Dair Ho Rahi Hai Aur Tu BY ROAD Ja Raha Hai..

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Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay
DR:Kia?
Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta
Dr:aisa kub hota hay?
Sardar:Phone kartay waqt

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Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?
Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon

Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?
Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon

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Kitab-e-dil pe likhe the kitne he afsane
kuch qisse nee the aur kuch berson purane

Kuch un ka zikr jo kabhi rug-e-jaan se they qareeb
kuch wo jo aaj bhi lagte hain begaane

Kaash aisi koi rut koi moosam aee
khushiyon bhare geet hum lagein gungunane

Aaj bhi dil mera is aas pe zinda hia
aik roz to aeein ** wo hum ko manane

Safha-e-dil ko koi humare perh ker dekhe
khoon-e-jiger se likhe hain sab afsaane

Guzra howa zamana bhula do zehen se apne
aate nahi loat k beete howe zamane

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Often we stand at life’s crossroads & view, what we think is the END. But a true frnd tells "relax dude, itz juz a BEND & not the END".
Good Afternoon

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As you climb the ladder of success, check occasionally to make sure it is leaning against the right wall". Good Afternoon

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$weet things are ea$y 2 buy,
$weet words are ea$y 2 $ay,
But $weet People like u,
are dificult 2 find…
May ur whole life b a$ swt as u…
$weet Good afternoon

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Nice friendship is Like The breathing air… You Will Never See it… But You Will Always Feel its Presence.
Gud afternoon.

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When we see our beloved one after a long gap, we want to share many things but smile & silents are the first one we share. That’s real affection…
good afternoon

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Life iz a magic… The beauty of life iz next second….. which hides thousands of secrets. I wish every second will be wonderful in ur life.
Good afternoon.

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ISHQ kar deta hai bekarar,
Bhar deta hai pathar k dil mei pyar,har 1 ko nahi milti zindagi ki yeh bahar,kyunki
ISHQ ka dusra naam hai INTEZAR.

GuD AfTeRnOOn

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*AFTERNOON*
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a message frm my "HEART" a place where i keep gud frnds
like"u.wats up miss u so much.

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"When friendship is your greatest weakness ,
you will be the strongest person in the world"…
Good Afternoon.

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Manzil milne se dosti bhulaai
nahi jaati,
Hamsafar milne se dosti
mitaai nahi jati…
Good Afternoon…

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Anybdy can love a rose but no 1 luvs a leaf that adds beauty 2 rose!
MORAL: Dont luv some1who is beautiful, but luv t 1 who cn make Ur life beautiful..
Good afternoon my rose

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Anybdy can love a rose but no 1 luvs a leaf that adds beauty 2 rose!
MORAL: Dont luv some1who is beautiful, but luv t 1 who cn make Ur life beautiful..
Good afternoon my rose

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If ur eyes r sweet u would like all people in the world. But if ur tongue is sweet all people in the world will like you"
Good afternoon

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Learning history is so easy but making history is so difficult. Make a history of yourself and make others to learn it! Good Afternoon!

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( _.ki kar rahe ho ?

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( /#_) Haye Rabba ! Meinu Yaad kar rahe ho!
Soooo Sweet .Good after noon

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(‘-’) Smiling
(!.!) Crying
(‘;’) Angry
(‘:’) Bored
(‘.’) Proud
(‘o’) Hungry
(‘?’) Confuse
(-.-) Sleepy

I lik 2 accompny u in evry mood
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