Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay!
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay,
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?
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Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur
Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?
Girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum
Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara Mobile
Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota…
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JATT: Tumhe rajput kyon kehte hain?
RAJPUT: Hum apni baat pe jaan de dete hain,
aur tumhe ‘JATT’ kyon kehte hai?
JATT: Hum bina BAAT PE JAAN LE LETE HAIN.
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Pathan Received A Message From His Girl Friend,
“I MISS YOUâ€
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Soch Soch Kar Pathan Ne Reply Kiya,
“I MR. YOUâ€
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1 ladki valentines day pe dukan-dar se
Esa card he jis me likha ho k me tumse pyar karti hun?
Dukandar:Haan he
Ladki: 2 darjan pack kar do.
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Customer: ye cow kitney ki he?
Cow saler: 30,000 ki or 2 saal mai 1 bacha deti he.
Customer: or ye cow kitne ki he?
Cow saler: 10,000 ki or ye 2 saal mai 5 bachey deti he.
Customer: ye cow itni sasti kion he jabke ye tou saal mai 5 bachey deti he?
Cow saler: sahab CHARACTER bhi koi cheez hoti he.
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Height Of Hazir Jawabi !
Ek Larka Gadhay Ke Samne Gir Gaya..
Ek Khubsurat Larki Ne Dekha Aur Boli :
Apne Bare Bhai Ke Paon Chu Rahe Ho..??
Larka: Jee Bhabhi.. : )
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Sardar ki wife in romantic mood
Sardar ki wife romantic mood main pooray bed pr bazu phaila kr lait k boli
“kuch samjhe�
Sardar: Haan, kameeni.
Tu purey bed pr akeli sona chahti ha….
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Sardar petrol pump gya, wahan usne aik board pe likha dekha
‘Dont Use mobile here’
Sardar G ny mobile nikala or har dost phone kar k kaha
‘Dont Call Me Now!
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Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
“ap ko charti nahi hay?â€
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko
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News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)
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Aik pathan ki shadi hoi usne dulhan ka ghoongat uthaya aur pyar se bola
“o khocha tum itna khobsorat hai to tmhara bhai kitna khubsorat hogi:-)“
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Ik mandir ki deewar pay likha tha: agar app gunha kar k
thak chuky hain tu ander aiay.
Neechy lipistick say likha hoa tha
Agar nahi thaky tu samny waly ghar main ajiay
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Sardar key promotion ho gayi exective se manager wo ghar gaya
b.v ko new style main bataya ‘tu aj raat manager naal soye gi’
b.v behosh
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Pathan Picnic Par Gaya
Pathan Tharmos Le Ke Picnic Par Gaya..
Pathan: Iss Main Thandi Cheez Thandi,
Aur Garam Cheez Garam Rehti Hai..
Dost: Tum Iss Main Kya Laye Ho..??
Pathan: 4 Qulfi Aur 2 Cup Chaye..
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Cow Par Betha 1 Pathan
Cow Par Bethay 1 Pathan Ko,
Traffic Police Ne Rok Kar Kaha:
Aap Ka Helmet Nahi Hai..??
Chalan Hoga.. !!
Pathan: Dheyan Se Dekh Nechay
Andhay Four Wheeler Hai..
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Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA
Se Phone Par Baat Ki..
Banta: That’s Great Yaar..
Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??
Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..
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Wrong Number..
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Pathan Captured a girl,
Gave her a dice n said:
If u get 1,2,3,4 or 5 i’ll kiss U.
girl: ager 6 aya tuo?
Pathan: Ludo nahi khela kia? dubara bari aayege
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Women’s Day Par 1 Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha:
“Aap Ko Pata Hai Aaj Women’s Day Hai..??â€
Pathan Ne Ghabra Kay Kaha:
“Kamal Hai, Jab Hum Ghar Se Nikla Tha,
Tab Tou Tuesday Tha..â€
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Cheif justice: You are crossing limits.
Musharraf: Kon Sala kehta hay.
CJ : how dare you call me sala.
Musharraf : oh no no. I said kon ’sa law’ kehta hai !!!
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kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai
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Mad Cow Disease
There are two cows in the field
1st cow: are you afraid of mad cow disease??
2nd cow: naaaa! it can’t affect me because ‘i am a rabbit’
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A memon on his death time ..
My wife Where r u ?
Wife : yes i m here
Memon :My sons , My daughters r u all here ?
Yes Papa …
To phir yeH barabar waly room ka pankha kiun chal rha hy …
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Sardar 1st Time JAHAZ Main Betha..
Jahaz Runway Par Chal Raha Tha..
Sardar Ne Pilot Ko Thap’par Mara Aur Bola:
Mujhe Dair Ho Rahi Hai Aur Tu BY ROAD Ja Raha Hai..
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Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay
DR:Kia?
Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta
Dr:aisa kub hota hay?
Sardar:Phone kartay waqt
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Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?
Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon
Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?
Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon
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